I almost forgot, the funniest thing I've EVER seen
My mother is diabetic and she has to have regular blood checks. They do this at the cancer center. She doesn't have cancer, it's just where she gets the Pro Crit shots to bring her blood levels back up to prevent her from getting anemic.
Today I was taking her to her tri-weekly appointment, and I get off the interstate. I get up to the light and some Honda whatever (they're all the same to me... ugh) gets off and is coming up the ramp. I'm stopped at the light, waiting to turn left, and he's going to be turning right. He comes by me, revving that annoying lawnmower (it IS a Honda afterall), and is looking out the window back at me... BAM he hits the car in front of him at the light. It was some other foreign car so I don't feel sorry for them because some dude gets out of the car by the time the light turns green so I can go. He didn't hit the car hard but hard enough to see the bumper fall off and the guy that got out is PISSED.
I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering. If I wasn't taking mom to an appointment, I would've hung around to let the law know I saw this Honda hit the guy. Considering it was from behind, it'll be an easy one to know what happened anyway, plus no one was hurt. I can't say the guy in the Honda didn't GET hurt by the guy he hit though.
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That is funny. I gotta admit though, I ran into the rear end of a TR6 when I was a 19 year old freshman in college. I had a a "missile lock" on a red and white peppermint striped short skirt with red pumps and legs that went to her neck. I barely bumped the guy in front of me and when I said I was sorry, he laughed and said he was gawking at her too. I guess the best part is when I hit him she turned around and smiled (shwing, boiing). The greatest compliment i have ever given any woman was sacrificing the grill of my 1968 RS Camaro vert. In the word of that era.... she was AWESOME, TOTALLY AWESOME. If she should read this, The University of Tennessee Knoxville, Andy Holt Blvd, Fall of 1986....
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I looked it up, it was a Honda Prelude and it had the usual stovepipe tip and brrrrrrpptpt to it. The car he hit was a newer one, looked like a normal daily driver but it looked fairly new. Don't know what it was though.
I'm still laughing about it, it'd be a good one on those dumb video shows.
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That is funny. I gotta admit though, I ran into the rear end of a TR6 when I was a 19 year old freshman in college. I had a a "missile lock" on a red and white peppermint striped short skirt with red pumps and legs that went to her neck. I barely bumped the guy in front of me and when I said I was sorry, he laughed and said he was gawking at her too. I guess the best part is when I hit him she turned around and smiled (shwing, boiing). The greatest compliment i have ever given any woman was sacrificing the grill of my 1968 RS Camaro vert. In the word of that era.... she was AWESOME, TOTALLY AWESOME. If she should read this, The University of Tennessee Knoxville, Andy Holt Blvd, Fall of 1986....
I've done the exact same thing. I was at the local cruise spot, and I was behind an LX with the black bumper belt. I thought I was at a complete stop and looking at a black mini with long blond hair and *&%$ Me heels. I bumped the car in front, and two guys got out. I got out, and the only thing that happened was it caused my tag frame to scratch my paint. I told them what I was looking at and turns out they were too.
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I've done the exact same thing. I was at the local cruise spot, and I was behind an LX with the black bumper belt. I thought I was at a complete stop and looking at a black mini with long blond hair and *&%$ Me heels. I bumped the car in front, and two guys got out. I got out, and the only thing that happened was it caused my tag frame to scratch my paint. I told them what I was looking at and turns out they were too.
Funny how we all think alike. HAHA Its great when things work out like that!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA wow dude sounds like something that would happen to me. i've gotten REALLY close to hitting people in front of me while checking out girls in their cars or out of their cars while driving. a lot of milfs around here driving porsche SUVs and MDX's and all the expensive luxury cars man. it's UNREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA wow dude sounds like something that would happen to me. i've gotten REALLY close to hitting people in front of me while checking out girls in their cars or out of their cars while driving. a lot of milfs around here driving porsche SUVs and MDX's and all the expensive luxury cars man. it's UNREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
same thing around here man its crazy!
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I almost took out a Honda once in a similar fashion.
I was driving down my home street and coming the other way was a red 67 Mustang coupe. It happened to be full of four pretty young ladies. We were both going 15mph or so and they waved and winked. I was stunned for a split second and managed to give a weak wave.
While trying to see which way they went in my mirrors (they turned onto a side road) I just about ran into a Honda CRV. Luckily I saw something big and white coming into to my peripheral vision mighty fast. Four wheel disk brakes are a life saver.
I didn't end up going after the coupe. I've been going out with the same lovely you lady for almost three years and she wouldn't pleased if she found out.
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lol... like my boss at work says whenever a good looking female comes in for an interior cleaning.... is it wrong to point out a beautiful flower when you see one?
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I almost forgot, the funniest thing I've EVER seen 
It was some other foreign car so I don't feel sorry for them because some dude gets out of the car by the time the light turns green so I can go. He didn't hit the car hard but hard enough to see the bumper fall off and the guy that got out is PISSED. 
Were they two clunker cars and some rust piles formed on the ground from the hit?
